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[After Perry noticed that Rise vanished, he shut down completely. Losing his two closest friends here in a short period of time really took a toll on him, and soon he decided something:

He was not going to let anyone get this close to him, for everyone's sake.

So he packs everything up and leaves the house he was staying in in less than an hour, not even bothering to let anyone else know where's he's going.

However, while he didn't want anyone to worry about him, his Pokemon were incredibly worried about their trainer, especially his starter Bartholomew. He tried talking to him for hours to try to cheer him up but the most Perry will speak to him it reassuring Bartholomew that he's fine in a really cold-sounding voice.

Eventually he realized that he has no idea how to fix this, so when Perry's not paying attention (which, to be fair, wasn't super hard since he didn't seem to be paying attention to anything besides walking), Bartholomew snatched his Pokegear to ask everyone how to solve this.

Admittedly he's never written anything before, but he watched his trainer text a lot, especially when he still couldn't talk, so it shouldn't be too hard?]

HELP

PERRY IS WEIRD

BAD WEIRD

HE IS RUNNING AWAY

WILL BARELY SPEAK TO ME

WHAT DO I DO

[After about a minute Bartholomew decides he should clarify something.]

THIS IS BARTHOLOMEW THE GOLDUCK

Threaded | Flat

Just leave him alone. Sometimes you just need to get away.

[Man does he wish this had some kind of anonymous function. Or that he knew how to use it. Having his name actually attached to this like a record is just uncool.]

A duck wouldn't get it.

[And beyond that, just... ignoring that a Pokémon apparently wrote this. Because what.]

[Pokémon can text???? .... they might need fingers for that, right?

But the running away bit does have Dipper a bit worried.]

Do you know why he's running away?

[Wait...what? Well THIS isn't concerning at all-]

Hello? Bartholomew? What do you mean, he's running away? What's happening?

HUMANS ARE A FICKLE CREATURE, THEY'RE ALWAYS ACTING WEIRD PERHAPS YOUR TRAINER HAS FINALLY ACCEPTED HIS USELESS EXISTENCE AND IS MERELY AWAITING THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH YOU SHOULD SEND HIM MY WAY, I GOT CONNECTIONS HAHA JK OR AM I WHO EVEN KNOWS????

Has something happened?

Hello. This is Invidia the Zoroark, typing for Angel the Mime Jr.

What is he running away from?

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