Perry the Platypus "Agent P" (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
doesntdomuch) wrote2016-01-05 09:50 pm
doesntdomuch) wrote2016-01-05 09:50 pm
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[After Perry noticed that Rise vanished, he shut down completely. Losing his two closest friends here in a short period of time really took a toll on him, and soon he decided something:
He was not going to let anyone get this close to him, for everyone's sake.
So he packs everything up and leaves the house he was staying in in less than an hour, not even bothering to let anyone else know where's he's going.
However, while he didn't want anyone to worry about him, his Pokemon were incredibly worried about their trainer, especially his starter Bartholomew. He tried talking to him for hours to try to cheer him up but the most Perry will speak to him it reassuring Bartholomew that he's fine in a really cold-sounding voice.
Eventually he realized that he has no idea how to fix this, so when Perry's not paying attention (which, to be fair, wasn't super hard since he didn't seem to be paying attention to anything besides walking), Bartholomew snatched his Pokegear to ask everyone how to solve this.
Admittedly he's never written anything before, but he watched his trainer text a lot, especially when he still couldn't talk, so it shouldn't be too hard?]
HELP
PERRY IS WEIRD
BAD WEIRD
HE IS RUNNING AWAY
WILL BARELY SPEAK TO ME
WHAT DO I DO
[After about a minute Bartholomew decides he should clarify something.]
THIS IS BARTHOLOMEW THE GOLDUCK
He was not going to let anyone get this close to him, for everyone's sake.
So he packs everything up and leaves the house he was staying in in less than an hour, not even bothering to let anyone else know where's he's going.
However, while he didn't want anyone to worry about him, his Pokemon were incredibly worried about their trainer, especially his starter Bartholomew. He tried talking to him for hours to try to cheer him up but the most Perry will speak to him it reassuring Bartholomew that he's fine in a really cold-sounding voice.
Eventually he realized that he has no idea how to fix this, so when Perry's not paying attention (which, to be fair, wasn't super hard since he didn't seem to be paying attention to anything besides walking), Bartholomew snatched his Pokegear to ask everyone how to solve this.
Admittedly he's never written anything before, but he watched his trainer text a lot, especially when he still couldn't talk, so it shouldn't be too hard?]
HELP
PERRY IS WEIRD
BAD WEIRD
HE IS RUNNING AWAY
WILL BARELY SPEAK TO ME
WHAT DO I DO
[After about a minute Bartholomew decides he should clarify something.]
THIS IS BARTHOLOMEW THE GOLDUCK
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BESIDES AT LEAST HE DOESN'T BARGE INTO PEOPLE WORRYING ABOUT THEIR FRIENDS AND JOKE ABOUT MURDERING THEM
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I DON'T MURDER PEOPLE
I DRAG SOULS TO THE UNDERWORLD
...AND I GUESS FREEZE FEET NOW
BUT NONE OF THAT IS MURDER
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AS I SAID IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF THE HELP I NEED
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