Perry the Platypus "Agent P" (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
doesntdomuch) wrote2016-01-05 09:50 pm
doesntdomuch) wrote2016-01-05 09:50 pm
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[After Perry noticed that Rise vanished, he shut down completely. Losing his two closest friends here in a short period of time really took a toll on him, and soon he decided something:
He was not going to let anyone get this close to him, for everyone's sake.
So he packs everything up and leaves the house he was staying in in less than an hour, not even bothering to let anyone else know where's he's going.
However, while he didn't want anyone to worry about him, his Pokemon were incredibly worried about their trainer, especially his starter Bartholomew. He tried talking to him for hours to try to cheer him up but the most Perry will speak to him it reassuring Bartholomew that he's fine in a really cold-sounding voice.
Eventually he realized that he has no idea how to fix this, so when Perry's not paying attention (which, to be fair, wasn't super hard since he didn't seem to be paying attention to anything besides walking), Bartholomew snatched his Pokegear to ask everyone how to solve this.
Admittedly he's never written anything before, but he watched his trainer text a lot, especially when he still couldn't talk, so it shouldn't be too hard?]
HELP
PERRY IS WEIRD
BAD WEIRD
HE IS RUNNING AWAY
WILL BARELY SPEAK TO ME
WHAT DO I DO
[After about a minute Bartholomew decides he should clarify something.]
THIS IS BARTHOLOMEW THE GOLDUCK
He was not going to let anyone get this close to him, for everyone's sake.
So he packs everything up and leaves the house he was staying in in less than an hour, not even bothering to let anyone else know where's he's going.
However, while he didn't want anyone to worry about him, his Pokemon were incredibly worried about their trainer, especially his starter Bartholomew. He tried talking to him for hours to try to cheer him up but the most Perry will speak to him it reassuring Bartholomew that he's fine in a really cold-sounding voice.
Eventually he realized that he has no idea how to fix this, so when Perry's not paying attention (which, to be fair, wasn't super hard since he didn't seem to be paying attention to anything besides walking), Bartholomew snatched his Pokegear to ask everyone how to solve this.
Admittedly he's never written anything before, but he watched his trainer text a lot, especially when he still couldn't talk, so it shouldn't be too hard?]
HELP
PERRY IS WEIRD
BAD WEIRD
HE IS RUNNING AWAY
WILL BARELY SPEAK TO ME
WHAT DO I DO
[After about a minute Bartholomew decides he should clarify something.]
THIS IS BARTHOLOMEW THE GOLDUCK
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[He kind of feels bad for anyone who's feeling down while he's around.]
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This is good advice.
[Gravity Falls, man. Gravity Falls.]
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IT'S BAD, BUT NOT I ONLY WORRY ABOUT HIS LIVELIHOOD
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Or find one of this friends who'll track him down for you.
Else he'll freeze to death.
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HONESTLY AT THIS POINT THE FORCING HIM TO READ THE LETTER SEEMS A LITTLE MORE APPEALING
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Then go and find that letter if it exists!
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IF IT'S ANYWHERE, IT'LL BE IN HIS BACKPACK
IT MIGHT TAKE AWHILE TO GET IT OUT SINCE WE'RE STILL MOVING BUT ONCE HE STOPS I'LL GO CHECK IT
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IT'S AMAZING HOW HE'S STILL SO STUBBORN DESPITE ALL THIS
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Especially adults.