doesntdomuch: (Route - Bartholomew)
Perry the Platypus "Agent P" ([personal profile] doesntdomuch) wrote2016-01-05 09:50 pm

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[After Perry noticed that Rise vanished, he shut down completely. Losing his two closest friends here in a short period of time really took a toll on him, and soon he decided something:

He was not going to let anyone get this close to him, for everyone's sake.

So he packs everything up and leaves the house he was staying in in less than an hour, not even bothering to let anyone else know where's he's going.

However, while he didn't want anyone to worry about him, his Pokemon were incredibly worried about their trainer, especially his starter Bartholomew. He tried talking to him for hours to try to cheer him up but the most Perry will speak to him it reassuring Bartholomew that he's fine in a really cold-sounding voice.

Eventually he realized that he has no idea how to fix this, so when Perry's not paying attention (which, to be fair, wasn't super hard since he didn't seem to be paying attention to anything besides walking), Bartholomew snatched his Pokegear to ask everyone how to solve this.

Admittedly he's never written anything before, but he watched his trainer text a lot, especially when he still couldn't talk, so it shouldn't be too hard?]


HELP

PERRY IS WEIRD

BAD WEIRD

HE IS RUNNING AWAY

WILL BARELY SPEAK TO ME

WHAT DO I DO


[After about a minute Bartholomew decides he should clarify something.]

THIS IS BARTHOLOMEW THE GOLDUCK
monge: (🍦|| [Route] murasaki no)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-01-08 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
...YOU KNOW THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER, RIGHT?

IF ANYTHING, IT ONLY MAKES IT WORSE
codeforhope: (● but I wonder what would happen)

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[personal profile] codeforhope 2016-01-08 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
I will. Thank you.
monge: (🍦|| [Route] murasaki no)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-01-08 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T THINK THINKING IN GENERAL IS ONE OF HIS STRONG SUITS
irenicly: (♨ you're the one she's after)

[personal profile] irenicly 2016-01-08 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Has something happened?
monge: (🍦|| [Route] murasaki no)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-01-08 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I MEAN, YOU PRETTY MUCH TOLD ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE GUY

HE SOUNDS LIKE EVERY OTHER RAGING DOOFUS THIS PLACE HAS TO OFFER
monge: (🍦|| [Route] murasaki no)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-01-08 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
GOSH YOU KEEP THAT UP AND YOU MIGHT EVEN HURT MY FEELINGS
irenicly: (☕ don't make no sense)

[personal profile] irenicly 2016-01-08 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no.

I'm so sorry. He keeps losing people.

I don't know if there's much you can do. Just... be there for him, I guess.
monge: (🍦|| [Route] murasaki no)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-01-08 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
UM

I DON'T MURDER PEOPLE

I DRAG SOULS TO THE UNDERWORLD

...AND I GUESS FREEZE FEET NOW

BUT NONE OF THAT IS MURDER
monge: (🍦|| [Route] murasaki no)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-01-08 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
I KNOW!! IT'S GREAT!!
monge: (🍦|| [Route] murasaki no)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-01-08 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
YOU MORTALS JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU NEED
irenicly: (♨ don't you make a move tonight)

[personal profile] irenicly 2016-01-08 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Banjou doesn't know Perry very well, but he has lost people before, just not here.]

Maybe he needs to be around people right now.
sneezelikeakitten: <user name="galvantula"> (♣ Listen to your heart bleed)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-08 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. That sounds awful...]

Why do people keep leaving?
Did they at least say goodbye?
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Left her)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-08 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
He should still read it for closure.

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