doesntdomuch: (Forgot how to sit in chairs)
2015-07-05 07:10 pm

001 | Text | New Bark Town

[Okay the new guy is just going to cut to the chase here.]

2 questions:

1. why am i human?

2. what is the fastest/easiest way to get home?


[There is a pause before his next text, realizing that he should probably be more polite about these questions.]

please respond asap. i'd really appreciate it.

[Perfect.]