I AM BEING SERIOUS, HUMANS ARE THE WORST. THEY'RE A POINTLESS SPECIES THAT WALKS AROUND BEING POINTLESS COMPLETELY UNAWARE OF HOW POINTLESS THEY ARE ALL THE TIME. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TALKING TO ONE? I CAN'T EVEN GO FIVE SECONDS WITHOUT WANTING TO BASH MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL.
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SEE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M A BALLOON
BUT OKAY, IF YOU REALLY WANT YOUR TRAINER TO STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS RESPONSIBILITIES, HAVE YOU TRIED--IDK--USING AN ICE-TYPE MOVE TO FREEZE HIM IN PLACE? YOU WATER-TYPES LEARN ICE MOVES, RIGHT? JUST ICE-SPIT HIS FEET SO HE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE, THERE PROBLEM SOLVED.
AND THEN WHEN THE ICE DECAYS HIS WEAK HUMAN FLESH, HE WON'T HAVE ANY FEET TO RUN AWAY WITH ANYMORE. SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE WRITING THIS DOWN.
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FULL OF THRONS
SEE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M A BALLOON
BUT OKAY, IF YOU REALLY WANT YOUR TRAINER TO STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS RESPONSIBILITIES, HAVE YOU TRIED--IDK--USING AN ICE-TYPE MOVE TO FREEZE HIM IN PLACE? YOU WATER-TYPES LEARN ICE MOVES, RIGHT? JUST ICE-SPIT HIS FEET SO HE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE, THERE PROBLEM SOLVED.
AND THEN WHEN THE ICE DECAYS HIS WEAK HUMAN FLESH, HE WON'T HAVE ANY FEET TO RUN AWAY WITH ANYMORE. SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE WRITING THIS DOWN.