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[doesntdomuch]

[Perry has been in Johto for a few months now and, while he is getting used to things, he can't help but miss home dearly. Luckily while he hasn't run into any of his real family yet, he's actually made friends so he couldn't say he was lonely, but...

Well he did really miss fighting without the aid of Pokemon. After doing some thinking, he decided that, as long as it's on mutual terms, fighting someone else probably wouldn't be too looked down upon.

Besides he and Heinz weren't nemeses anymore so it's not like he would be offended if he found out, right?]

Hey.

So I was wondering if anyone is interested in a temporary nemesiship with me. I am highly experienced in fighting but I am also willing to go easy on someone if they are not too experienced in fighting

I'm traveling currently but I am also fine with impromptu fights if we learn we're in the same town at the same time. I'm also planning on getting the badge needed to learn Fly soon too if that helps any.

I'm not really used to paying for a nemesis, but I am willing to at least buy you a coffee after our fights, or possibly some lunch depending on the time of day at the end of thwarting. If you feel like that's not enough I can be persuaded to pay more.

Schemes aren't necessary but always nice.

If anyone is interested feel free to contact me either on this post or text me through my inbox.

Comments

[milliondollarpipes]

Why would you like someone who keeps trying to take over the world?

I mean, none of my friends do that. It's not a high bar.

[doesntdomuch]

All be honest with you, me and my old nemesis didn't even like each other for the first few years.

But it's really hard not to at least like someone if you spend every day closely interacting with each other.

Besides, a lot of the times they aren't bad guys, but they just like doing bad things.

If that makes any sense.

[milliondollarpipes]

Not a whole lot. I usually hold a grudge when somebody tries to kill me.

But whatever works for you, I guess.

[doesntdomuch]

Hey he doesn't "try to kill me".

... Any more, at least.

[milliondollarpipes]

Oh

Well as long as he doesn't do it any MORE

[Does sarcasm carry through text?]

[doesntdomuch]

Look, he's grown a lot as a person and he does really regret ever trying that.

[milliondollarpipes]

Good for you two.

[He's sure you'll be real happy together.]

[doesntdomuch]

What do you mean by that?

[Are you implying something, Harvey?]

[milliondollarpipes]

I meant good for you. Unless you liked the attempted murder part.

[He is totally implying something, but people who only talk through text don't get to see him smirk. HA]