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[doesntdomuch]

[Okay the new guy is just going to cut to the chase here.]

2 questions:

1. why am i human?

2. what is the fastest/easiest way to get home?

[There is a pause before his next text, realizing that he should probably be more polite about these questions.]

please respond asap. i'd really appreciate it.

[Perfect.]

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[shatterings]

It's very rare, I think, but there was a time not too long ago that those of us who were non-human before this place reverted to being non-human. But I think that happens only a couple of times a year.

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[doesntdomuch]

[Well that's good to know. Maybe once he gets to Cherrygrove he should make sure to have a week's worth of dry food in the event he wakes up as a platypus again and has to stick to the routes.]

good, although it is a shame that i apparently missed the opportunity to be my species again recently

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[shatterings]

It... may happen again, maybe within the next few months. I hope you're not too uncomfortable.

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[doesntdomuch]

i'm sure i can adapt if i can be myself at least for at least a little while.

[Even if he'll have to go into hiding when that happens.]