001 | Text | New Bark Town

[doesntdomuch]

[Okay the new guy is just going to cut to the chase here.]

2 questions:

1. why am i human?

2. what is the fastest/easiest way to get home?

[There is a pause before his next text, realizing that he should probably be more polite about these questions.]

please respond asap. i'd really appreciate it.

[Perfect.]

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[doesntdomuch]

great.

and the only way i can get back is through pure luck?

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[babel_hacker]

More or less. We don't know the process, just that there's a chance we might wake up and learn one of our friends is gone from this place.

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[doesntdomuch]

well it's a good thing that no one that i know from home appears to be here then. it would be weird if i woke up one day and they vanished on me.

... again

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[babel_hacker]

..."again"?

As in, watching them leave this place again or it's normal to have people you know vanished on your in your home world?

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[doesntdomuch]

as in "i've been in situations where i've been forced away from my family on very short notice for a then unknown amount of time"

[Well there was that one time Phineas and Ferb vanished from his universe, but he kind of didn't realize that until after it was fixed.]

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[babel_hacker]

It sounds like you have a pretty interesting life. What was it, pissed off the wrong people?

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[doesntdomuch]

The reason is confidential.

[But the answer is "his nemesis really sucks".]

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[babel_hacker]

Alright. Here's hoping things get better for you.