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[doesntdomuch]

[Okay the new guy is just going to cut to the chase here.]

2 questions:

1. why am i human?

2. what is the fastest/easiest way to get home?

[There is a pause before his next text, realizing that he should probably be more polite about these questions.]

please respond asap. i'd really appreciate it.

[Perfect.]

Comments

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[doesntdomuch]

i fail to see how giving me an unfamiliar body is a way to 'level the playing field'.

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[shuttermouse]

What were you before?

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[doesntdomuch]

Sorry. Confidential

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[shuttermouse]

Okay.

Some nonhumans have things like super strength or the ability to fly, stuff like that; by making them human, they lose the advantage and it's more fair.

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[doesntdomuch]

It seems like it would be easier to just take away the powers

[Okay that sounds a little whiny.]

sorry, i don't really like this body. what would be more fair anyway?

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[shuttermouse]

Maybe, but I guess this place thinks it's better if everyone's human.

You're stuck in that body for now so you'll just have to get used to it.

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[doesntdomuch]

well someone seems prejudice against non-humans.

still, i guess i should be fortunate since i have been in a human body before.