Perry the Platypus "Agent P" (
doesntdomuch) wrote2015-07-05 07:10 pm
Entry tags:
001 | Text | New Bark Town
[Okay the new guy is just going to cut to the chase here.]
2 questions:
1. why am i human?
2. what is the fastest/easiest way to get home?
[There is a pause before his next text, realizing that he should probably be more polite about these questions.]
please respond asap. i'd really appreciate it.
[Perfect.]
2 questions:
1. why am i human?
2. what is the fastest/easiest way to get home?
[There is a pause before his next text, realizing that he should probably be more polite about these questions.]
please respond asap. i'd really appreciate it.
[Perfect.]
Re: text;
[Okay that sounds a little whiny.]
sorry, i don't really like this body. what would be more fair anyway?
text;
You're stuck in that body for now so you'll just have to get used to it.
text;
still, i guess i should be fortunate since i have been in a human body before.